Wednesday, August 20, 2008

top ten reasons not to date these women

1. Never date a woman who has taken a few Psychology classes. Have you heard Manipulation!

2.Never date a woman who had enhancements done right before an impending divorce.She may think "She's God's Gift To Man". Her head might be swollen too.

3.Never date a woman who has a profile on the internet with two different photos that make her look like 2 different people she maybe just like that. Have you heard of Dr.Jeckel and Miss Hyde. 

4.Never date a Co-Worker even after she leaves her job. Have you heard of water cooler talk.

5,Never date a woman whose initials begin with A.B.{No Explanation Needed} whose Mutual Friend's initials begin with D.A. by the way means district attorney some women are conceited and think the world revolves around them.

6.Never date a woman from church,she may tell you she likes you But tells a different story to the women. Have you Heard of Two-Face.

7.Never date a womanwhose car was kicked in by a ex-boyfriend.Check out the story.

8.Never date a womanwho tells you a man drove from your town to hers and proposed to her and she is going to keep the ring because they are just friends. 

9.Never date a woman who has been living out of town suddenly re-appears in yours has no job,gets a apartment,signs up for classes at a expensive college. Could that be  the Ring Man.

10.Never date a woman who tells you her Father is going to help her move here and when you show up to help its not her father but the Ring Man


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